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[Jul. 25th, 2008|07:46 am]

karlita
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A Quick Pimping [Jul. 25th, 2008|09:39 am]

theferrett
[info]shadesong's blogathon is starting tomorrow, in which she does a post every half-hour for 24 hours to donate to the Boston Area Rape Crisis Center. Click here for more details. She has auctions running, and cool flashficlets, and... oh, I'm too tired to sum up properly. It's cool, and you'll get Stuff out of it if you do, and it's for a worthy cause. So go.

In other news, I:

1) Need to rearrange my life when I get back so that I can spend two hours writing daily, no matter what. Eep.
2) Need to finish critiquing six stories before breakfast.
3) Need to write a big ol' post on this week's guest speaker, a personal hero of mine, in which I will fanboy-bukkake you all with my squee, but that takes time I do not have.
4) Need to do more research on the Cuyahoga River. Yes, it caught fire. We in Cleveland are not thrilled to discuss that.
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Yours towards a greater transparency in publishing... [Jul. 25th, 2008|09:40 am]

matociquala
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[mood | bouncy]
[music |Taj Mahal - She Caught The Katy (and left me a mule to ride)]

As all y'all know, one of the things--perhaps the primary thing--I try to do with this blog is demystify the sausage publishing industry.

Well, Michael Cisco is talking openly now about some problems he's been having with Prime Books. And I'm here to publicly back him up: I have now heard from four or five friends and at least three acquaintances that Prime doesn't pay, doesn't pay on time, or doesn't pay without regular dunning letters.

Ben Peek shares his own stories of deals with Prime here.

Leah Bobet comments on the issue.

Now, what I'm saying here is not "Don't buy Prime Books." They publish any number of amazing authors--Ben Peek, and Michael Cisco, obviously. Sarah Monette. Ekaterina Sedia. The list goes on.

What I'm saying is, it might behoove Prime Books to conduct their business in a professional manner. And until they do--it's damned courageous of Cisco to publicly identify the problem, for the benefit of other authors who may be entertaining an offer from this company.
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Friday! [Jul. 25th, 2008|09:00 am]

shadesong
[music |The Ramones - I Wanna Be Sedated]

All-Blogathon edition!

Administration
Happy birthday to [info]irisl, [info]lyssrose, and [info]storme!

Happy early birthday to [info]zlana, who advances a year over the weekend!

Hello to new readers [info]aric and [info]contradicticat!

Medical
The weather causes a throbbing ache throughout the body - like from a 3 to a 5. Supposed to be clear tomorrow, though. *crosses fingers* Otherwise fine. Have been pacing myself as best I can.

So far...
$150 in straight-up donations (thanks, [info]lynxreign and [info]australian_joe!), and the auctions are up to $827.51! Get that total up over a thousand! We hit $3500 last year, and I'm hoping to get there this year as well!

Team Venture
The Vets
[info]shadesong: Yours truly. Blogging for the Boston Area Rape Crisis Center; writing short fiction based on pieces donated by some phenomenal artists. Sixth year.
[info]slipjig: Blogging for the American Cancer Society. Writing lists. Nothin' but lists. :) Third year.
[info]rafaela: Blogging for Planned Parenthood Mohawk Hudson. Third year.
[info]wired_lizard: Blogging for Planned Parenthood. Writing a genderflipped alternate universe based on 1970s Marvel Comics. Second year.
[info]mllelaurel: Blogging for the Joslin Diabetes Center. Writing fanfic drabbles and BPAL reviews, and doing live reporting from our base of operations. Second year.
[info]jennifer: Blogging for St. Jude Childrens' Research Hospital. 48 fanfic drabbles. Second year.

The Freshmen
[info]eustaciavye: Blogging for bears: Vital Ground. No schtick, but some cute bear pics! First year.
[info]nevacaruso: Blogging for Amnesty International. Whole lotta fanfic. First year.
[info]figmentj: Blogging for Texas Scottish Rite Hospital for Children. Writing 48 flashes of autobiography, triggered by your prompts. First year.
[info]ewin: Blogging for American Heart Association. Writing essays, scenes, stories based on your prompts. First year.

Check out more Blogathonners on [info]blogathon_2008 and Day of Blogs, including [info]wytchchyld, [info]sylverice2, and [info]thesilentpoet!

Something you should know
Blogathon's hard. Hey, at our age (and, in some cases, in our condition), pulling an all-nighter is hard all by its lonesome.

Writing coherent fiction and essays for twenty-four straight hours, posting every half hour and stretching and diving back in as your body wearies and your mind slips...

This is boot camp, y'all. Blogathon is an eXtreme sport. [info]theferrett said during his Blogathon some years back that it was the hardest thing he'd ever done.

We do this for our charities. We do this to make a difference in people's lives. I want to help BARCC work towards social change, because I am a rape survivor and, dammit, a warrior. [info]slipjig does this to honor the memory of his grandfather. [info]jennifer does this to honor the memory of her cousin. [info]figmentj does this because Scottish Rite saved her life.

We are passionate, and are unafraid to do the hard things.

Support us.

Something you should do
We're down to the last 24 hours before the Blogathon. Last chance to tell all your friends.

And sponsor us! Any amount you can. Little bits add up; little bits get big in a hurry.

During the 'thon, comment! Encouragement keeps us all going - and we're not going to have time to read and comment on each others' posts! *laugh*

And that's all for now.
Pulling this all together has been exhausting and crazy-making, yep. But Blogathon's one of my favorite days of the year, and I get to do it with some awesome people.

24 hours til Blogathon. Tell your friends. ;)


Blogathon 2008. 24 hours of spontaneous fiction for BARCC.
Sponsor me.
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Lily update [Jul. 25th, 2008|10:43 pm]

life_and_times
[music |My Brilliant Feat]

Oh Lily, where do I start.

Well she is nearly 5! I can't believe it. And neither can she. Recently I said, "You're 5 years old you should... bla bla bla motherspeak bla. She was totally offended. "I'm not 5! I'm not 5!" Of course I should remember the number is very important at that age.

Recently, during a rather vocal outburst from me, where I was rampaging around the house going off to Mum about how nobody ever speaks their mind in this house, everything is expressed passively bla bla bla daugterspeak bla, Lily was dancing around me as I went, with her blue scarf. She was, I commented later, part of the show. Please realise, I don't often go off like that, but it was funny to see how she acted when I did.

I had a meeting at the preschool about her last week. They are very close to her, think she's wonderful and ready for school next year. Her area to work on is her tone of voice with friends and how she works out conflict. GOD! Is that me all over or what? She's getting so much better at it though. Lily, yesterday at preschool, "You won't take ALL the sparkly beads will you, Zoe?" Here, I'll give you some of mine, but don't take ALL of them, will you Zoe, will you?". That's progress!

She adores crafting. She will craft till the cows come home. When the other little kids have lost interest and gone to build a fort, Lily is still crafting.

Lily loves writing and learning letters. And she's good at knowing their sounds, now. She also loves to sing. Although like her mother she is average but an excellent little mover. ;-P

Bike riding is her new love. She can back-peddle brake very well. She seems to have gotten it together all of sudden. After all this time with me pushing her with it and trying to force my love of bike riding on her. She's so into it. So it's wonderful to take her all around the bike tracks at Byron with me walking.

We have our best conversations just as she is going to bed. That's when I can focus her to talk about things that happened in her day. At night is when she tells me she misses Shu and wishes she could see him more. We're working on that.

Lily is very articulate when she is upset with me. She will often get very upset if I interrupt her. She tells me, "You are talking over me and you're very RUDE!". So indignant. She told me the other day I was talking to her like a dog. Oh no. Because in a way, I was. She certainly keeps me in line.

Her energy is amazing. She is a little dynamo. Sensitive and just.

She still has a lisp. I never want her to lose it! Is that mean? It's so cute. And she uses big words, like ginorminous.

Recently, Grandma cut her hair into a concave bob. So much better. Will have to get pics.
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The smell of crazy in the morning [Jul. 25th, 2008|06:40 am]

cleolinda
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It's early; why don't we go ahead and get what happened at the SDCC Twilight panel out of the way, so we can deal with the rest of the Comic-Con awesomeness later? Short version: People are INSANE. And apparently raised by wolves. It's like the sound you hear at the gates of hell )

While we're here, great moments in inappropriate fan behavior )


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Tired. [Jul. 25th, 2008|08:29 am]

fearsclave
Just gotta give one good hard push today at work and then it's off to Vermont. I'm hoping that climbing Camel's Hump is going to thoroughly kick my ass and embarass me into eating better and getting more regular exercise.

The garden is doing alarmingly well, despite all the weeding I didn't do this week.

I caught Stella playing with Rudy just now. According to certain definitions of the term play that involve a fair amount of smackdownage. I figure that it was play given the absence of hissing on the part of Stella and the fact that she initiated it, by pouncing on him from behind the bedroom door.

Can't think of one interesting thing that I've done all week. Except perhaps for re-reading Lucifer's Hammer, which I borrowed from my dad. I've read it twice, the first time in high school and the second sometime during the '90's, and wow, I wish that somebody would make it into a movie, in all its Seventies glory, with lots of CGI to edit the LA skyline, populate the streets with Pintos and Pacers, and colour all the appliances avocado green. Vintage wardrobes with lots of polyester would also be required, and ZOMFG the hairstyles would be hilarious...

It's not exactly going to make anybody's list of great novels of the English language, but it is fun, even if occasionally unintentionally so due to Niven and Pournelle's editorializing; the last astronauts on Earth helping defend the sole remaining operational nuclear power plant in California against an unholy alliance of Black Muslim inner-city criminals (who actually use the term "honky" in their inner monologues), religious wackos, environmentalist politicians and army deserters who've gone on a cannibalistic Luddite rampage?

And then of course there's Niven and Pournelle's take on gender relations post comet-impact, which outs them both as great big geeky drooling squeeing Boris Vallejo fanboys who're looking forward to the apocalypse because all the women will instantly start looking for males, any males at all, to boink and cling to decoratively in exchange for food and protection from the zombies cannibals, and then they'll finally be able to get laid. However, to be fair, a couple of the female characters, a Seventies Soccer Mom who develops into an almost Sarah Connors-esque badass, and a Soviet astronaut and surgeon (who unfortunately gets used by Niven and Pournelle to demonstrate the superiority of capitalism because in Soviet Russia, slide rule calculatorz you!) indicate that the authors' view of gender roles wasn't entirely formed by caveman movies.

But aside from being a little dated, politically speaking, and providing some insight into the psychology of certain types of Doomers, it was a lot of fun; Niven writes titanic events like civilization-ending comet impacts really well, and the whole retro Seventies flavour thing is a blast (you see, I remember the Seventies, unlike some of you).
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summer in the city [Jul. 25th, 2008|07:33 am]

roadnotes
So I leave the office, needing to make one stop before going to The Duplex. I cross Eighth Avenue, and walk around three drunk men arguing. As I pass, one of them picks up a beer can and throws it in the air, splashing me with cheap beer (okay, it could have been malt liquor, I don't know; it just smells nasty) on my head, my perky blouse, my bag, and then on my calves and shoes as it hits the ground.

"What the FUCK is wrong with you?" I ask. The thrower is wobbling and not looking in my direction, but one of his friends looks upset and says, "I'm really sorry, ma'am. I'm trying to get him out of here before he gets into trouble."

"Good idea," I say, and pull a handkerchief out of my bag.

Over at The Duplex, the staff are trying to figure out where the vocalist microphone has gone, and whether they need to borrow one from Stonewall. I explain what my day has been like, and that I probably reek of cheap beer. Greg hugs me, and says, "I don't smell anything." I go up to the rest room area, soak my handkerchief, and use it to wipe myself down, then return to the first floor, where I discuss my "perkiness" with my friends. Joe, like me, is a rather non-perky person, so he shares my dismay; Susan, on the other hand, thinks that "perky" is a compliment.

It starts off as a relatively slow evening. Despite Greg's request, I decide not to start off with "Babooshka"

-- I never did post about Tuesday night, when I tried three new songs. "The Man with the Child in His Eyes" was something of a train wreck, as I lost both melody and pacing during the first bridge, even though I made it through the entire song; "You've Got to Hide Your Love Away" felt incredibly low after that, but we enjoyed it, and Greg and I will do it again; and "Babooshka" went astonishingly well for a first try, enough so that I will try it again. I think the trick to it is to go all out, and not even think about what could happen; it's an overblown song, and needs an all-out approach --

so I start with "Whole New You," which really works well with the tambourines from the bar, then "Driving Sideways." The bar starts filling up, and various friends come in. Alison sings "I Touch Myself" to Greg's new head shot, which is a somewhat traumatizing experience. ([info]gtrout, when you see the head shot, you'll understand.) Joe silences the room with a version of "Going to a Town" that rips the heart out; later, he sings "Plush" beautifully.

From my stool, I can see four or five young women stumbling along Christopher Street. One of them is wearing a gold cardboard crown, and I can feel some sort of doom fast approaching, so I warn Joe -- and a moment later, they wobble through the door. Two of them immediately ask where the rest room is, while the others take a table (one directly opposite my bar stool, of course -- when doom enters a piano bar, it usually finds me). One woman immediately falls asleep; the others wobble and sing for a bit, settle up quickly, and when a young man they know comes in, they immediately leave, presumably to share themselves with another bar.

An hour or so later, I sing again ("Live to Tell" and "Drop the Pilot"), get a nice response from the audience -- people seem to remember "Drop the Pilot," though I'd bet most of them don't know who wrote and sang it -- and head back to my seat. From the waitress station, Kimlee says, "Nice work, Perky!" and I think briefly about doing things that we would all regret, but settle for putting my book on the stool and banging my head on it.

I take a cab home, and the driver is a Slav of some sort, a poet, who is currently writing anti-Bush slogans, which he shares with me on the ride. I have him drop me off one block away from home, and walk in the cool night air to the building; Soren's awake and waiting for me with a kiss.

Another summer night in the big city.
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Again [Jul. 25th, 2008|07:31 am]

marlowe1
Well the muslim roommate is moving out. Not surprising as he works in Brooklyn and that's over an hour commute from Washington Heights. He was a nice guy, liked the cats and was very clean. In fact, I more or less guilt tripped him into cleaning the place after he told me that he was planning on moving out. Well I didn't have to say much. But this does screw me up. The debacle with the fake Money Orders left me in a precarious position last month. The bank bounced checks that it shouldn't have bounced because it had extended the waiting period to clear my deposits. My credit cards were all maxed out because that was the only way I could pay for anything. Some dangerously so (as in $200 to get it under the limit - that's only in the bounced check.) And I only paid my landlord half the rent.

So I was depending on his August rent to clear up that problem. Only now it's not coming. Maybe I can get a roommate by the 1st of August.

Anyhow here's my craigslist ad

http://newyork.craigslist.org/mnh/roo/769163469.html
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[Jul. 25th, 2008|07:35 am]

interim32
He was standing there with lensless big sunglasses, and “COUTURE” tattooed across the front of his goddamn neck.
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Category: Things I am Grateful For [Jul. 25th, 2008|04:24 am]

karlita
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Tweets for Today [Jul. 25th, 2008|04:09 am]

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  • 09:12 Just watched a dentless rear-ending on I-285 turn into a testosterone-drenched sissy slap-fight, brokrn up by a handy deputy sheriff. #

One step closer to "speak once, hear everywhere" technology. Thanks, LoudTwitter.
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what i've been up to [Jul. 25th, 2008|12:25 am]

tyrsalvia
Just to mention it again - I haven't been reading LJ since December. I intend to come back at some point, but I have just been wanting to wrap myself in a cocoon of silence for a while. I think it's been good for me. But seriously, if you've had major life changes like births or deaths or gettings-together or breakings-up... let me know. I want to keep in touch, but I'm hiding out a little.

On the other hand, I've been using Twitter rather a lot. I know some of you don't get it or don't like it, but I really enjoy it. You can find me there with the same username as here. If you want to get a better idea of what I'm up to, Twitter is the place to find me at the moment.

*****

[info]metaphorge and I are moving. We've found a place in Oakland, near Fruitvale BART. It's a 3br/1ba house with a big empty back yard that we can do whatever we want in. It's near to the ghetto but not in it, and there's a cute park across the street. Our landlords seem like great people. We get the keys on Saturday and officially do our moving on Monday.

Packing has been ... difficult. Between having to go to work all day, and the overwhelming emotions of dismantling seven years of home & five years of marriage, I've had a hard time doing my share. Plus, I'm a natural procrastinator. [info]metaphorge has been working his ass off to do his part, and help me stay on track, and I'm very grateful for it. I've finally really gotten on a roll, and I think having the chance to run a few carloads of stuff to the new place over the weekend before the movers come will really do a world of good.

I'm excited about having a new place to decorate. I'm someone who likes to daydream about furniture and setting even in times of stability, so it's exciting to go somewhere else that I can turn into an entirely different vision of home. I have grown so much since I first decorated this house. My new room will be a reflection of a different version of me.

*****

Moving and money stress make me want to hide, and sometimes hiding means ridiculous projects. We came up with a great idea at KallistiCon, and have been refining it over IM and IRC over the last few weeks. It's set to go in a few weeks, and we're gathering participants now.

Beautify Our Town! A Discordian.com project.

I'm expecting this to be a lot of fun. We'll publish a book of the letters at the end. Join up?
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Waiting [Jul. 25th, 2008|12:49 am]

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The Dance [Jul. 25th, 2008|12:48 am]

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LATE NIGHT MUSIC [Jul. 25th, 2008|03:46 am]

mlfoley
[music |Devendra Banhart - Carmensita]

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Google Chat [Jul. 25th, 2008|12:12 am]

nightplayer
So, you know how everyone has that one friend who never got the memo that it really isn't very cool to use gmail chat? And you've already permanently set your status to the red dot with the minus sign, but it doesn't work, they still chat you? And you're too nice to actually tell them, hey, of the like 97 zillion gmail users no one thinks gmail chat is better just because it has "Google" in the name? That people who still regularly use chat apps are all 14 and still have hotmail or yahoo addresses from when they were in 3rd grade that have usernames like xUsherxFanx1337xrofl? That people old enough to value text only advertisements also value the text message?

Well, I've news for those people: Stand strong. That's right. Don't listen to what everyone else says. You are the free thinkers. You are the future. You are the pioneers of accessibility. You probably don't eat meat, do you? Have you ever had dreads? You didn't have that crazy hair that one time because it was popular, did you? No, you had a vision. A vision where a simple thing like checking your email at work can open all sorts of opportunities for worthwhile conversation, like making plans for that short you're working on, or that spinach curry dinner date a week from next Tuesday.

You are busy people, you g-chatters, and you don't have time to "send an email." No, they're there now, aren't they? You might forget to email them later. Why not just... chat them?

And you know what? You're right. It is really convenient. It really, honestly, truly is.

So go on, you brave Magellans of cyberchat. Forge the virgin waters so that everyone, and I mean everyone, knows Firefox 3 set a world record.

Stand strong, brothers and sisters. Stand strong.
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Tweet tweet... [Jul. 25th, 2008|12:20 am]

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My twitterings for today:

  • 12:43 We do the weird stuff! #

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Today's Tweets [Jul. 25th, 2008|12:09 am]

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  • 04:10 @sootlace: Strength and Constitution, but I like your definitions better! #
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Quotes From my InBox [Jul. 25th, 2008|12:50 am]

karlita
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The X-Files Movie [Jul. 25th, 2008|02:25 am]

yuki_onna
[mood | not pleased]

What. the Fuck.

Hay guys! What should we do tonight? Same thing we do every night, Pinky, ruin a beloved franchise

I know! Let's make a new X-Files movie! It'll have no aliens and nothing to do with the mythology, INSTEAD, it'll be just like an incredibly long, drawn-out, 3rd tier Season 1 episode! EXCEPT instead of being fun or having any spark or sense of the old time awesome crimefighting duo, it'll embrace the dreary fucking overly serious garbage everyone hated in the last two seasons! AND THERE'S MORE! The plot will be a half-assed, poorly thought-out medical bullshit magical stem cells women in extremis gagfest, so unrelated to anything that anyone, including Mulder and Scully, cares about, that this might as well be Law & Order: the Motion Picture, combined with the most tired "Scully's faith is tested" nonsense we can scrape up off the Season 7 floor! And THEN, instead of showing even a modicum of joy, ever, in Mulder and Scully's relationship, we'll just show them breaking up. Oh, and there will be almost no paranormal content at all, except for vague mumblings from Billy Connelly, who is, let's face it, no Clyde Bruckman. Because really, what everyone loved about the X-Files was watching two middle-aged C-list actors wander around aimlessly looking depressed and not making out until they stumble over random gay evildoers through the magic of prayer. After 6 years and 2 epically bad final seasons, we have to get back to basics and give the fans what they want!

Oh, and December 22nd, 2012? Is that, like, when the next Batman is coming out?
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Summery [Jul. 24th, 2008|10:12 pm]

flying_blind
The people who moved in next door spend hours in their back yard every evening and loudly play new country music, slick R&B, and Carole King. Now I wish the kid with the Green Day albums hadn't sold the place.



There's a cool evening with a faint hint of smoke in the air. The last of the local fires is still only 90% contained, with full containment expected on the 27th. I suspect it's moved back into regions difficult to access, and that's why it's taking so long. The CalFire page for the Butte County fires says that they has so far cost $78.3 million. A person could buy a nice house in Los Angeles for that.



This photo from the L.A. Library collection shows one Teddy Metcalf washing an elephant of the Clyde Beatty Circus lying on the street on May 22, 1937 on Grand Avenue and Wilshire Boulevard downtown. It makes me very happy to look at it.



When I have the windows closed on the noise from next door, I can listen in peace to such recent YouTube delights as this Friedrich Holländer tango recorded in 1930. The accompanying text reveals to me that I heard a lot of this composers music growing up and never knew it. He fled Germany after the Nazis took power, and had a long career composing scores for Hollywood films, a few of which I saw in theatres when they were new, and others of which I recall seeing on television. He had also composed a few scores for German films, most notably "The Blue Angel." The tango is very nice.
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QUICK, NAME A REALLY BAD IDEA [Jul. 25th, 2008|01:35 am]

mlfoley
[music |1975 Cast - Time Warp]

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A Stand Against Intolerance, Hatred, Genocide [Jul. 24th, 2008|10:19 pm]

karlita
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Daily Cat Pic - Tom-Tom and his Pet Kitten [Jul. 24th, 2008|10:07 pm]

karlita
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Thursday! [Jul. 24th, 2008|09:56 pm]

atakra
Worked and then went to a social networking event for my work arranged by the Santa Fe Chamber of Commerce (NOW OF FACEBOOK AND MYSPACE... COUGH) that was entertaining in that a bunch of the business reps that I work with around the state were there getting totally drunk on free wine. Wine that was donated by my family's company because (shockingly enough) they donated the space for the event to be held at their sculpture garden.

In any case it looked like a good business decision and even though I am a company insider in one sense, i tried to look at it from an outsider's viewpoint, and if you look at it in that way, everything looked great (which was a nice change).

I also did note a few snafus that had happened in the planning and some not-so-good communication lapses that had happened in the planning of the event which were noted and reported to my family... BECAUSE... Even though my family has the extreme tendency to act like clueless pampered jackasses to most of the public at nearly every occaision. I do love them in all their assholeiness and usually try to do what I can to help them succeed, even if it is WAY behind the scenes.

So that was my good deed for the day. I'm ever lessening the mentally/socially ill squeaky wheel when it comes to my family it seems.

Also... I was the ONLY family member to attend the event (which was a total faux paux on my family's part), but I would like to think that my attempts to have them attend the function (which escaped their deaf ears for two straight weeks) would help my case for them.

And I got paid from MY work to do this because I was officially there to help my CURRENT BUSINESS's profile in the community.
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A Very Full Day [Jul. 24th, 2008|09:46 pm]

karlita
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Chill Out [Jul. 24th, 2008|09:33 pm]

karlita
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New Writing! Impossible! [Jul. 24th, 2008|11:29 pm]

nose_ring_girl
Toaster Rends the Morning

When they put the bagels in me, I feel like I'm doing my job. My coils illuminate nice and rosy, a tiny atom bomb of heat mushrooming inside my belly. Through the glass pane, I watch her watch the bagel, arms crossed, her hair a tangled nest pulled back from her face. She's just woken up, I know, and her wrinkled dress shirt with the sleeves rolled up indicate she cares just enough to pass through the day, but not with more than two hundred and fifty calories in her stomach at any given hour. I cinch my coils and the bagel puffs up slightly, as if it were about to exhale a bad dream. I knead it this way-- good dream, bad dream. Bagels dream of boiling baths and sometimes vats of the brie they'll never be good enough for, or so I've heard; some bagels talk in their sleep. Outside, she's pacing. "Why does it smell like piss in here?" she yells to the back room, where the sleeping stick man doesn't answer. She sniffs the air like her own cat, who hops up on the counters at night licking up the ant trail coming through the fan vents. "Piss on the fridge?" Smells closer, recoils. I cinch and glow, and tick to myself. "She wouldn't piss on the fridge if you bothered to pet her once in a while," she calls to the pile of blankets. Her face is tight and dry the way the skin of wheat bread gets just before it cracks and hardens. Inside the bagel is having a nightmare; the poor things pops off its sesame seeds, and murmurs, "Claws and feathers." The girl knows her bagel is done, and so do I. When nightmares start, their sleep cycle is over. They'll begin to wake and their fragile, fickle faces blister. She opens me up and pokes. I cinch and singe. She smells of that flammable, human musk, the kind built of a hunger they can't control.
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Oh For Tweeting Out Loud! [Jul. 24th, 2008|11:07 pm]

judecorp
Cut for TweetHaters :) )
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|10:42 pm]

matociquala
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[mood | cheerful]
[music |Vienna Teng- Gravity]

Oh, look, a DVD extra...
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WHEN LIFE HANDS YOU LEMONS [Jul. 24th, 2008|10:33 pm]

mlfoley
[music |Witchfinder General - Free Country]

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quickie post [Jul. 24th, 2008|08:42 pm]

valiskeogh
so for the last few weeks i've had some sort of icky upper respiratory thing and been coughing up all sorts of foul things and the first weeks nights were horrible.

it's slowly getting better... probably coinciding nicely with my tapering off of the old clove ciggy habit... kinda forcing my hand...

the girl is a hottie and a cutie and we desperately need some sort of vacation.

i'm about to start campaigning.

i've fixed up my garage so that i can use it to bring my diabolical schemes to fruition.

and because i haven't posted about Sandra, my co-worker in a while:
Sandra and Valis outside on a smoke break
KL comes outside and yells over to us:
"Hey, have you guys seen Lamarr?"
Valis yells back: "Nope, sorry, haven't seen him."
KL: "Okay"
Sandra yells out to KL: "Are you looking for him?"
Valis turns to Sandra: "What kind of dumbass question is THAT?"
Sandra: "... oh... yeah..."
KL: "What?"
Sandra: "Nothing, NEVERMIND!"


Valis
"Why Yes, i AM a Candidate."
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|09:51 pm]

mordicai
[mood |so much stronger.]
[music |crown me king- one too many]

gestapo! they wear boots in the shape of the moon, they've got special hats on & all the special spikes & epaulets. blue veils & hooded trench coats. the dream police! secret officers of doodles & scribbles. fresh as the smell of grass bleeding. so what about them! i don't mind them; they have a captain & he plays the organ, wears a half-mask & holds a rose bleeding crude oil from its thorns in his teeth. the pedals of the organ are made out of skulls! he comes from a mom & pop & mom family. he has a special way of drinking his coffee! he had a special way of drinking his coffee. he was executed by an electrical golem just a few hours ago. a golem from a flesh dimension! i think about. also: i can tell you about all the other positions on the tree besides "hanged." i can do it but i won't. a warlock has his secrets!
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Obligatory Cryptic SYTYCD Post [Jul. 24th, 2008|10:00 pm]

ladysprite
[mood | sad]
[music |SYTYCD theme music]

NOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!

He was supposed to win!

All the light has gone out of the world, and I am plunged into bleak darkness.

No, wait, that's just the Permanent Rolling New England Thunderstorm. Anyway, I am still at least moderately miserable.

(On a tangent, any locals interested in going to see the tour when it comes to town?)
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Lavalife Begone! Part Deux…trois? [Jul. 24th, 2008|09:45 pm]

lizvang
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I just deleted my Lavalife profile…again. Some dude sent me a chat and I went to his profile (as usual) and clicked on his other pictures.

DENIED!

Now you have to pay to see more than one photo of someone. Seriously? I used to work in the “online dating” industry (even though it was more pr0n hookup dating than actual real dating) and know how those bastards will bait you into paying money for anything.

I don’t have time for this. The last guy I met was great for a month or so until he “didn’t know what he wanted” so it really hasn’t been all that useful to me anyhow.

Single and 30 (in less than a month). Awesome. My life rocks. Should I start collecting cats now or later within the year?


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the alchemical wedding. [Jul. 24th, 2008|09:27 pm]

mordicai
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[mood |singing electronic bloops.]
[music |crown me king- the robots marching up the square, conquering]

doom patrol volume five (5): magic bus by grant morrison & brian bolland.

hey, does doom patrol get the attention it deserves? unlike the invisibles, which, i'm sorry, is a little too masturbatory to count in the end run, the doom patrol comics have a consistent narrative. in other words, there is something rubber to stretch. the exploration of the negative man is, for instance, an important work that figures in the past of the character & impacts the future. part of the fun of the serial medium is that you don't own the characters-- they own you. a lot of the craziness is pure fun, & a lot is pure drama, but the character piece on rebis is far & away the most stand out.
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Seattle’s Woodland Park Zoo [Jul. 24th, 2008|08:24 pm]

cmpriest
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Some highlights.

woodland park zoo 098

woodland park zoo 047

woodland park zoo 058

More more more.
(Just click the link below)

Lions and gorillas and bears, oh my, etc.

[Crossposted to/from my website. If you'd like to comment, you can do so either here or there.]
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one possible reason for the perkiness [Jul. 24th, 2008|07:52 pm]

roadnotes
I just discovered that I am ovulating.

Some women's bodies are subtle and lowkey about fertile moments. Mine seems to be rather of the "Scream and pounce" sort. it would also explain some of the idle thoughts that have been going through my head lately, and the way some of my conversations have gone.

Fortunately, this will subside rapidly.

Meanwhile, there is a drum-and-triangle-and-fife-and-whistle band, or something like it, practicing in the playground behind my office, as far as I can tell. And they have gone from Abba to Parliament. "Tear the Roof Off the Sucker" is not nearly as impressive with fifes and triangles.

It's time to leave this neighborhood today.
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[Jul. 24th, 2008|07:25 pm]

mlfoley
[music |Shannon - Let the Music Play]

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Giraffes are insincere... [Jul. 24th, 2008|06:57 pm]

prolixfootle
[mood | artistic]
[music |At The Zoo - Simon And Garfunkel]

Well, as I’ve said, the Lost Weekend 2008 included a trip to the lovely Cleveland Metroparks Zoo. And guess what! They’re having a photo contest. So I thought I might enter some of my pictures, just for fun. I can enter up to three, so I’ve canvassed some of the charming people who were with me at the zoo, and they’ve tagged a few as their favorites. Since I need to whittle them down to three, I’m asking you, my dear friends, to vote for the ones you think are best. Please vote for only three, and the top three will be submitted.

A Rare Poll: Beauty is in the eye of the tiger... )

I hope you've enjoyed them, and thanks for your help!
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Why I Drink: The Buffalo Theory [Jul. 24th, 2008|06:47 pm]

lizvang
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A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it’s the slowest and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because the general speed and health of the whole group keeps improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.

In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as fast as the slowest brain cells. Now, as we know, excessive intake of alcohol kills brain cells. But naturally, it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first. In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more efficient machine.

And that, Norm, is why you always feel smarter after a few beers.

- Cliff Clavin (Cheers)


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Awesome Sauce Indeed! [Jul. 24th, 2008|06:40 pm]

theferrett


From [info]sacramentalist: Rush, playing "Tom Sawyer" on Rock Band on Expert.

God, I miss Rock Band.
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Dollhouse Lifespan Betting Pool [Jul. 24th, 2008|06:33 pm]

coffeeandink
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TV.com: Whedon shakes up the order of his midseason Fox series Dollhouse by shooting a new "prequel" episode to serve as the show's pilot.

Poll #1229131 Dollhouse Lifespan Betting Pool
Open to: All, detailed results viewable to: All

How many episodes before Dollhouse gets cancelled?

View Answers

It will never air
1 (0.7%)

FOX will never air it, but Joss will leak it onto the Internet
14 (10.3%)

One episode
2 (1.5%)

Three episodes
29 (21.3%)

Five episodes
35 (25.7%)

Seven episodes
20 (14.7%)

Thirteen episodes
24 (17.6%)

Twenty-two episodes
3 (2.2%)

It will have a long and successful life
2 (1.5%)

It will have a long and successful life ON NETWORK TELEVISION
6 (4.4%)

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